my tongue isn’t used just for licking reeds …
if you get what I mean….
cause it’s used for articulation too duh
I’m gonna pop some brass
Only got a piccolo in my pocket
Lookin for a drummer
This is fluting awesome
Walk up into the club like, “What up, I got a big horn!”
I’m so pumped, I bought a Tuba from the music store.
Ice in the water, there ain’t none cause it’s band camp.
The people like, “Dang, all we wanted was a break, man.”
When that one person in your section you just wanna beat with a music stand tries to correct you..
420 more like 440 ahahaaa am i right
go practice you dirtbag
Helped my friends boyfriend ask her to Homecoming today I think my sign is just perfect can’t wait for her reaction tomorrow!
Fuck yea we do
Trumpets: chews notes like taffy
Clarinets: squeaks harshly
Flutes: really sharp 75% of the time
Saxophones: SO MANY BUTTONS WHERE DO MY FINGERS GO?!?!
Baritone: “Oh you mean the baby tuba?”
Trombone: arms not long enough
French horn: No one likes us
Tuba: “Oh the really big horn thingy?”
Percussion: “All you do is bang stuff”